Do you flail your arms in your sleep dreaming of glitter? Well so does Rizzo…Let’s open up those peepers with Bachman-Turner Overdrive…News people should stick to their jobs and not impressions…That takes us to Opening Audio…A man who was a newsman gave a bigfoot impression about a bigfoot story…If you buy pre-made fruit at the market don’t…A produce manager dropped the dime saying that it is old fruit rinsed with bleach and water…A woman got hickeys all over her neck and doesn’t know what to tell her boyfriend who she hasn’t seen in two months…A Florida man allegedly ran over a foot model with his car on their first date after she refused to let him smell her feet…A woman was getting a Brazilian wax and realized that the woman doing it was recording her with Meta glasses…The site of a former Cracker Barrel restaurant will become the new location for Ichiban Japanese Steakhouse and Sushi Bar…McDonald’s Is Bringing Back Extra Value Meals After a 6-Year Hiatus…A North Carolina man was one number away from winning a massive Powerball lottery jackpot worth $1 billion…A man accused of stabbing a tourist with a hypodermic needle was arrested again…Do you and your partner sleep in separate beds? Have you tried a sleep divorce…Luigi Mangione has some people really confused right now… ’cause it sure appears SHEIN is using the accused killer’s face to help sell clothes…A Texas Roadhouse customer calls out two managers of the Walpole, Mass. location after she found staples in one of the rolls…Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, is going viral after being spotted talking to him during UNC’s first game yesterday…House Oversight releases over 33,000 pages of Epstein documents amid transparency push…Woman loses thousands of dollars to romance scammer posing as astronaut in distress…Passengers on a recent Virgin Australia flight heading from Bali to Brisbane were allegedly told to urinate “in bottles” after all the toilets stopped working onboard…An Ohio cop fired after allegedly showing up to a possible crime scene ‘noticeably intoxicated…We hope that you show up and listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!