DANNY DANNY DANNY!! Alright it is no longer 105.9 The Trejo…We have to get to Opening Audio…The Senate floor was taken over by folks talking about aliens…Someone needs to check one guy’s hard drive…Whoopi Goldberg revealed she can’t afford to retire from ‘The View’ after 16 years as she approaches her 70th birthday…What does Rosie O’Donnell wear to bed? We had to ask listener Bart before we talk about her relationship with Ellen…Charlie Sheen got liposuction after a prostitute called him fat…His new special will be on Netflix and nothing is off limits…Cracker Barrel cancels plans to remodel its restaurants after backlash…Bill Belichick and Jordan Hudson have multiple trademark applications rejected For ripping off the Patriots…Elon Musk pushes for Conor McGregor to ‘save Ireland’ as the country’s president…A naked elderly jewelry store owner was assaulted and suffered a stroke during a brazen smash and grab heist in San Jose, when a car crashed through the store and moments later, more than a dozen robbers broke display cases and snatched jewelry…A Virginia man is facing charges for allegedly secretly filming “thousands of” men in a public bathroom since as early as 1996, and police are searching for additional potential victims…An eye-popping policy in Burlington, VT may soon be outlawed after city leaders moved to officially ban public nudity late last week…20-year-old ‘Milk’ knew she was barking up the right tree. Claiming to have had a lifelong feeling of ‘dog energy’, Milk now identifies as a Pomeranian…Apple on Tuesday unveiled the iPhone 17, a new series of iPhones equipped with longer-lasting batteries and higher-quality cameras…The Girl Scouts revealed a new cookie for next year…They’re called Exploremores and they’re ROCKY ROAD-inspired…What is ‘jet belly’ and how to ‘milk’ your gas in your plane seat if you need a ‘mid-flight toot’…Hugh Jackman is the ultimate Neil Diamond tribute singer in the trailer for Song Sung Blue movie…Throw on your Molicare incontinence shorts and listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!