Let’s walk this backwards to get things going this morning…A man with a high-pitched squeal while taking a flu shot kicked off Opening Audio…The man surely sounds like he made that sound more than once and in many different adult situations…Walmart has recalled shrimp because it is radioactive…Have you bought any? Let us check your appendages…A man for absolutely no reason has been buying anvil’s using his Amazon Prime for the last six months and returning them…He is going to do it until someone says something about it…There is no reasoning behind it…The Danish, The Danes, people who wear wooden clogs…Ya we are talking about you…A woman donated her daughter’s dying pony to the zoo so it could be eaten for the “circle of life”…Elder’s in distress…62 year old Micky who was skinny dipping was attacked by an alligator…Another senior named Sheila had no idea that her house had become a brothel thanks to her caretaker…There were cars from other states showing up all hours of the night…Connie Chung is on the release list…It has come to light on her podcast that she slept with Warren Beaty…Then we get newly released audio of Betty White who wants to lay it down with David Boreanaz…A man who is a burn victim is being accused of murder, and because he is missing his hand he said he couldn’t have done it…Someone has the plague…Never thought we’d snap into a Vlasic pickle and it’s like living in 1346…We delved into a couple of things…Why do we put ducks on Jeeps? We also delved a little more into why the man going viral bought anvils on Amazon and kept returning them…Hurricane Erin churns up dangerous waves, closes beaches along the East Coast…Man sentenced for spending $140,000 in company funds on Pokémon cards…3 teens charged after allegedly stealing East Texas school bus…”Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea, cesium”…If you ate that Walmart shrimp check for that cesium-137 and check out this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!