If you need a goldfish to beautify your neighborhood, it might be time to move on up like The Jeffersons…I woman kept taking vouchers after her flight was overbooked in Italy…She stayed two more weeks accruing $3600 in vouchers as well as hotel stays and meals…Every hear of WAYMO? It is basically a self-driving LYFT and folks on the west coast cannot sleep at night because all the cars are honking…Ever jump in a pool of sprinkles? Well a big man did at an ice cream museum and broke his ankle…Now he is suing…Children play in it…Your mom or grandma is getting it in if you send them to a nursing home…A senior spilt the tea about nursing homes…Cool girl tables…Sex…Parties…Upchucking after too much drinking…Trump is in town…People have been camping out overnight to go to the rally downtown…Starbucks has changed its recipe for the first time in 18 years with sun-dried and washed Latin American beans…Call us with your trailer stories…We talked about a single wide trailer in West Virginia with an indoor pool and the calls came in…Trailers with cockroaches that change channels and trees falling on them without repairing the damage…Ever met a vicious quadriplegic? We talked about a man who was a quadriplegic who assaulted cops with his wheelchair…Spit at them…And then was arrested and his wheelchair was put on the back of a flatbed truck…Not so tough now huh? 75% of companies say they didn’t lay people off to cut costs but just because they wanted to fire them…Pumpkin spice trash bags are here…Remember the movie “It’s Pat?” We found Pat…Now named Madison…Madison is a beat reporter for a local Florida news station…Do you know someone who has a name old enough to be buried next to James K. Polk? Well, the old names are making a comeback…Horace…Agnes…They probably smell like Will Levis’s new cologne that smells like mayo…The only name you need to know its Rizzo “The Big Bad Booty Daddy” …Check him and Jeff out on the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!