Didn’t have an earthquake/tsunami on the calendar for today…But here we are…All seems good, so let’s get going with Opening Audio…Listener Mark ate himself some humble pie when it came to meat glue…Is that Darren Hayes, the lead singer of Savage Garden singing U2? Nope…That’s Scott Stapp from Creed…It’s time to smile…That is a news segment we found…A 98 year old woman enjoys playing Wii bowling…If your husband has Greg Louganis poster’s in his man cave and loves to wear rubber ducky speedos, be alert…There has been a rash of car break-ins in the Raleigh area and Mary D. wants you to mow the lawn and cut the grass instead of robbing people…Liam Neeson was trying super hard to flirt with Pamela Anderson…The problem is that she hasn’t found anyone since THE Tommy Lee…Tsunami waves hit US shores after 8.8 magnitude quake strikes Russia’s far east…A Candler man faces a federal charge after he fled from deputies with a live grenade in his car…Deputies seek armed and dangerous suspect after break-in near Royal Pines area…A man was arrested for excessive tooting, which is blowing your horn too much…He beeped at a cop…Do you enjoy potted meats? We talked about meat in a can after Rizzo found pork brains in milk gravy…We heard from a man that keeps cold cuts in his pocket…College is a real snooze now…At a college there is a group of students that have a lettuce eating contest every year…Yes…A lettuce eating contest…A woman broke into a family’s home when they were on vacation and treated it like a hotel…She even used tanning lotion…Oprah Winfrey hits back at claims she ‘refused’ to open her private road in Hawaii for people to escape following tsunami warnings…Radioactive wasps found at South Carolina nuclear facility…If you illegally toot around us, you better watch your back…Avoid the toot and listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!