Remember your mouth can do whatever it wants on this show…We started the show talking about how irresponsible we are and how we can’t get paid once a month…A teenage boy is behind bars, accused of setting fire to his former high school, then posting and boasting about the destruction on Snapchat…Someone keeps littering Chick-Fil-A on a woman’s street. Now the neighbors are on A mission to catch Lexi, the serial chicken litterer…The Asheville Police Department has released a statement regarding a fake flyer spreading across social media in the aftermath of a deadly shooting downtown that left two people dead and seven others injured…There have now been 561 confirmed cases of cyclosporiasis in North Carolina…For the first time since elk were reintroduced to western North Carolina 25 years ago, hunting permits will be available on a limited basis in 2027…A man named Hernan Asael Villagran Lux was arrested and charged with three counts of criminal harassment after terrorizing female state park employees. Witnesses reported he covered himself in cooking oil…Andrew Hires is not your typical car salesman. Each time he sells a vehicle in Cocoa, Florida, customers ring a bell and Hires sings for them…53% of people in a recent survey say they eat in their cars once a week…Millennials and Gen Z do it quite a bit…A 78-year-old grandmother said she was given the wrong prescription at a Publix in Georgia, leading to her to overdose on fentanyl…A Morgan Wallen concertgoer is accused of urinating on a family, including an 8-year-old girl, during the country music singer’s concert…A 46-year-old woman is accused of attacking her mother with a hand saw, hitting her with a truck…The Buncombe County Sheriff’s Office said it is working to identify two people in a recent breaking-and-entering incident…Wendy’s will soon reopen its restaurant in Biltmore Village after it was destroyed by flooding from Helene…Thanks Pogo for starting the downfall of Ronald…British influencer Ben Woods is calling out Cadbury’s chocolate for their low-quality bars ever since an American company bought them…Three female world records were broken at the Lumberjack World Championships competition this week…Thank you for emasculating us today and check out this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!