Strap on those compression socks and let’s get ready for the show today…Opening Audio was nothing but calls about getting a DUI on a horse…Owners of Roul’s Deli in Baton Rouge have reported that homeless individuals have been repeatedly using the bathroom outside their restaurant overnight for several months…Some Oklahoma cops have been suspended for falsely telling dispatchers that a baby had been tossed from a car window as part of a twisted April Fools’ prank…A Florida property manager, Alexandra Delacaridad Gonzalez, 46, is currently wanted by authorities for allegedly embezzling hundreds of thousands of dollars from homeowner’s associations…NASA is preparing for the return of the four astronauts aboard the Artemis 2 mission…New England Patriots’ Mike Vrabel and top NY Times NFL reporter Dianna Russini hold hands and hug at a luxury hotel… An all-way stop will be installed at a Buncombe County intersection to reduce crashes, the North Carolina Department of Transportation said…In Canada hanging from the rockface of The Papoose near Shannon Falls, a hollowed-out red Volkswagen Beetle is hanging on the cliff face…A woman who lives inside a chicken coup stabbed a female intruder that barged in to beat her up – leaving the brazen trespasser fleeing in agony with a stab wound, police said…Cannabis use among American seniors (aged 65 and older) has seen a significant increase, with usage rates rising by 46%…Kanye has been blocked from entering Britain to headline a summer music festival after backlash over his antisemitic social media statements and songs, the event’s organizers said…A police officer in Toms River captured and relocated an aggressive beaver on Easter Sunday…Happy Birthday to you Eddie Bird…We hope to see you at the next Subaru meet up…Make sure you check out this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!