TODAY WAS A ZOO! After peacocking around with overly aggressive sparrows and dodging the makaks with STD’s, Rizzo and Jeff got and update on the elephant on the loose in Butte, Montana! Does anyone actually visit BUTTE?! What we ARE excited to visit is the Salvage Station when Rizzo’s love Melissa Ethridge comes to town in September! Any Ethy’s in Asheville?! We wonder if she will visit The Carolina Foot Hills resort when she’s in the area? One review of our nearest nudist resort had RAVE reviews for the Bop-It, volleyball, and DJ JJ Stevie! When do you become too old to nude? You could hide yourself behind a McDonalds paper bag if you pay the new 10¢ charge! Start hoarding your plastic bags before they take them away next and you’ll have a trunk full of reusable ones! No your dead uncle can’t co-sign that. LobsterFest may be leaving us, Meghan Markle’s jam is the WORST, and Schweppes is pulling a sugary fast one! Pass the Planters All Fruit and lean your seat back and enjoy the supple leg room on this WILD ONE with Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain.