Happy Viagra Day on Rizzo and Jeff! Even Bob Dole came along to celebrate… ON THAT NOTE… A wiener connoisseur is needed to go ballpark to ballpark to see who has the best dog for your dollar. ONE dollar though doesn’t get you as much as before, just ask Dollar Tree and their $7 PRICE HIKE!! Strippers are still raking it in though, one state even adopted a Stripper Bill of Rights to make sure they get PAID. How long will it take for your job to forget you after you croak? 6 weeks MAX! Meatloaf complaints, Rizzo thinks he can fly above the eclipse, when he should be worried about THE BEAR in his front yard! What a satisfying Viagra day.