Opening Audio was stolen by the callers to kick off the show this morning…They were still calling from yesterday’s Listener Court!! Now let’s get this show going…77-year-old Sharon Lane sold her home to live on a cruise ship for 15 years, costing $129k upfront and $3k monthly…The Testimatic is the world’s first testicle checking machine…”Five Nights at Epstein’s” is a controversial, fan-made indie survival horror game, styled after the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise, that began circulating in early 2026…Asheville is among top spring break destinations as mountain travel continues to trend…A New Mexico jury determined Tuesday that Meta knowingly harmed children’s mental health and concealed what it knew about its social media platforms…Several incidents of indecent exposure have been reported at Michaels craft stores in recent years…A California man was sentenced to prison for breaking into a woman’s home and assaulting her by licking and biting her toes as she slept… A woman was jailed for 2 months in North Dakota due to a facial recognition software error, leading to a potential civil rights lawsuit…Police arrested a man Wednesday after he allegedly recorded people inside a public restroom at a public library…A couple of tubby’s will be doing crossfit today…Joy Behar left ‘The View’ table Tuesday morning, skipping an interview with Carrie Underwood after publicly criticizing the ‘American Idol’…A Miami mother was sentenced to probation after pleading guilty to attempting to hire a hitman to kill her toddler son…Savannah Guthrie broke down in tears as she gave her first interview since her mom Nancy’s abduction, saying she has been in ‘agony’ for months…Delta Air Lines is suspending its special Congressional desk service for lawmakers… A federal fugitive wanted for decades in connection with a $1.3 million armored car theft in Florida has been identified following his death in Asheville late last year…A semi-truck full of tofu has been sitting underneath I-44 in Phelps County for over three weeks…Eat your tofu by the best buy date and check out this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!