LETS BREAK INTO JAIL! Medium security of course. How soft are your berries? Let’s give em a squeeze. Maybe a lick. Asheville had opinions on how to make sure you get the best fruit. Veggies, we have no news on, but PETA is suggesting lumpy taters as a spudstitue for eggs at the White House egg roll. Are you a Ken- because TODAY is YOUR DAY! Live it up! But steer clear of the junk food, a new study links your Doritos to possible dementia! Who’s your VP? RFK Jr. has Aaron Rogers, the Yang gang, and Jesse The Body at the top of HIS list! Let’s meet with Geraldo in the stairwell to ‘discuss’. Keep your eyes peeled for Thanos- the 100-year-old Snapping turtle is missing! Walk out of your Dollar General job, keep your hands out of the gators mouth, and check out THIS episode of Rizzo and Jeff! Just don’t mention your fiancé’s granny panties!