THE BUTTONS!! Uncle O’Grimacey is back…We will get to that later on…South Beach does not want you there for spring break…So much so that they made a commercial to deter you from coming…It’s Wayne time…Steve Harvey had another plant on the show that couldn’t answer a simple question…We are tired of his mustache and buff upper body…A blind man was denied a concealed carry permit, and was upset about it…We feel bad…But we don’t want you with a gun…Marsha called and played the mouth harp to mourn the loss of her fluffy light blue slippers…A woman destroyed her ex’s car by throwing eggs, ketchup and mustard on it…When he came out to look at the car, she ran him over…There was a sea pony issue in Florida…A woman that was a little larger than the pony caused a chain reaction when the pony dumped her off…Donald Trump will be attending the Super Bowl, and he should overshadow Taylor Swift…The time traveler from 2671 is back and warning us of massive death and destruction on the way this year…The USPS has stopped packages from Hong Kong and China, meaning no more TEMU packages…Uncle O’Grimacey has returned to McDonalds after 40 years…Jeff had zero clue who and what it was…A local mayor thinks you should eat beaver…The rodent that it…We need to stop interviewing people over 100 years old…The oldest woman alive died at 122 years old…Then the oldest football fan was interviewed…She wanted Jalen Hurts to sit Sunday because she thinks he is injured…What age is considered middle aged? Rizzo had a creative moment when he came up with “Crime Time”…That is where he runs through a list of scofflaws that have been arrested…An Asheville police officer was cited for a crash…Risky selfies claim more lives than shark attacks…A wanted woman posted on a police station Facebook page “hey guys” and was apprehended at her house under a pile of toys…A media member asked Patrick Mahomes who his favorite ref is and if he sends any of them a Christmas card…No need to send us a card…Just check out this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!