Getting hot this morning with sausages and frozen nuggets for you to kick off the show this Wednesday…As we kicked off Opening Audio Rizzo went between a weird public restroom guy and Pee Wee Herman…Is there a place in town where we can spin a Lazy Susan full of sausages to sample? A man messed up a puzzle on Wheel of Fortune that had to do with sampling sausage…Do you like dino nuggets? We heard a song that taught us the history of nuggets and then dino nuggets…25 of the 43 monkeys are still on the loose in Yemassee, SC…That’s not their big problem…Yesterday there was a macaroni spill on a highway there…It was described as a “sea of macaroni”…Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle…Drew Barrymore is now the close talker…On her show she got super close to Martha Stewart and Martha shoved her back…Britney Spears will make her final 20k a month child support payment to Kevin Federline this Friday…Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce had their homes broken into a few weeks ago when they were at an away game in New Orleans…Searches for Wicked.com have exploded over the past few days after Mattel accidentally put it on the back of their dolls…A man went through drastic measures of faking his own death to meet up with a woman in Uzbekistan…Double passports…Hard drives wiped out…You name it…Be careful of the bombing whoopsies there Ryan Borgwardt…We talked to David Burke who runs an organization called Operation Thanksgiving Blessings and is cooking 5000 Thanksgiving dinners for Western North Carolina the day before Thanksgiving…Would you eat a guinea pig? A restaurant in NYC is selling them for $110, and there is a waiting list to get in…Btw the head is the best part they say…John Krasinski is People’s Sexiest Man Alive…What about Mel Brooks? My Little Pony, Transformers and Phase 10 have made it into this year’s Toy Hall of Fame…Avoid showing your tush to people when the supermoon arrives this week and just focus on listening to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!