Oh we are taking care of business…Whatever that may be…Let’s get to Opening Audio…A woman said she was shocked to find two men who said they were carrying out an ‘inspection’ in her apartment, just after she had woken up…A carjacker stole a truck hauling porta potties in Santa Monica, crashed it in Malibu, and skinny-dipped in the ocean before being arrested…19-year-old Joshua Vorin vandalized 2 centuries-old paintings and 2 tapestries at the Met with water, causing $1,000 in damage…Canada’s top court declines to block controversial cull of hundreds of birds amid fears of an avian flu outbreak…Former adult star Jenna Jameson is helping people ‘find Jesus’ after being known for ‘sin’…Asheville could see northern lights again Wednesday night…After Tuesday’s rare light show, forecasters say solar storms could bring more auroras to Western North Carolina skies…Sean “Diddy” Combs’ Spokesperson denies reports he drank alcohol in the first week at new prison…Elton John throws fit backstage at 2025 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame: ‘My plane is waiting!’…Andy Richter eliminated on Dancing With the Stars 20th anniversary as 3 dancers tie with perfect scores…A naked male suspect in Studio City was shot and killed by a 79-year-old Vietnam veteran during a break-in…70-year-old Steven Bowkill miraculously survives decapitation after a tree falls on him while clearing a lightning-struck tree…Two men found dead in home, suspect tells police a cockroach told him to do it…Mike Tyson had a ‘disintegrating dose of foot fungus’ that he admits is ‘still kicking my ass now’…Border Patrol, ICE agents might be heading from Chicago to North Carolina…There’s a boring new trend that’s hitting TikTok. It seems that when kids are sitting around bored, they’re finding it to be the perfect time to take a video of themselves sitting around and being bored…”The Golden State Killer” was brought to justice in part because of a distinctive micro-penis…A Mercedes-Benz GLE 400 was sold at an auction with wooden brakes instead of metallic ones…Be careful if you get your rumpus on a trolley today and make sure you listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!