Many calls before 6am as we chug along mid-week…Let’s get things going with Opening Audio…Eeny meeny miny moe…Andy Richter and pro Emma Slater perform a Viennese Waltz to “La Festin” by Camille & Michael Giaccino from “Ratatouille.”…He survived…We found out this morning that John Cena manscapes from the eyebrows down…Stolen dinosaur mascot Claire returns to a Los Angeles gas station after being dropped off with a note apologizing for the theft…Do you like fluffernutter? The Asheville Police Department will participate in Operation Crash Reduction, a weeklong traffic safety initiative, with agencies across North Carolina…Dolly Parton’s sister says she ‘was up all night praying’ after the country icon, 79, postponed shows amid health issues…Bill Belichick and UNC Football’s Hulu documentary series canceled…‘I don’t want this all on camera,’ gubernatorial candidate Katie Porter says in a testy interview…Someone used A.I. to have Bob Ross and Mister Rogers go at it in a WWE wrestling match and it’s hilariously entertaining…Rizzo is now ostracized from the soccer mom community because he didn’t accept an invite to the team picnic after his kids game…A Kentucky man is accused of placing decorations in his front yard that showed fake bodies labeled with city officials…First frost of the season is expected in western North Carolina this week…Rosie O’Donnell applies for Irish citizenship, White House says it’s ‘great news for America’…Over the weekend, Long John Silver’s unveiled its brand-new logo that is meant to spotlight the restaurant’s non-fish menu items. The new logo swaps a fish illustration for an image of a chicken and new “Chicken + Seafood”…A panicked crowd fled for cover when a National Day fireworks and drone display went wrong in Liuyang, China…The business said about 46,000 pounds of applesauce spilled out onto the roadway the equivalent of 184,000 4-ounce applesauce containers…You can enjoy your applesauce while you listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!