Jeff is all roided up and ready to go as we get to Opening Audio…The “Bird theory,” also known as the “bird test,” is a relationship concept popularized on social media where one partner points out a mundane observation, like a bird outside, to see how the other responds…Supposedly doomsday is on October 29? A Harvard Astrophysicist is warning on Interstellar Object 3I/ATLAS and it fuels conspiracy theories…Chunkosaurus Rex wins first-ever Fat Squirrel Week contest in Texas…A Texas man accused of shooting his neighbor because he thought her horse was getting “too fat”…Cemeteryplotlistings.com…They simplify the process of selling & buying burial plots by bridging the gap between sellers with unused plots and buyers in search of them…A man who brandished a firearm at Biltmore Estate over the weekend was taken into custody without incident…Waynesville police are searching for a man allegedly involved in using counterfeit money at various locations in town…McDonald’s new checkout rules will make paying harder and meals more expensive…Andy Richter —28/40. Looking to survive another week, Richter reprised his role as a priest from Scary Movie 2…And he survived…Several monkeys used for animal testing were shot and killed after a truck carrying them overturned in Mississippi on Tuesday afternoon…A man accidentally shot himself in the leg inside a Super Walmart…The reputation has grown enough that Erwin High School is among Asheville’s most haunted landmarks…Biblical studies student illegally in U.S. allegedly stabs two teens with metal fork, slaps woman on flight…Today, Jamaica is surveying the damage left behind by Hurricane Melissa, a Category 5 storm that made landfall yesterday…A Chinese family sued their daughter’s school after the child was diagnosed with acute and transient psychotic disorder, allegedly caused by a horror movie she had watched in class…The NFL is lining up its pre-Super Bowl events. Two days before the big game, Sting will headline a Super Bowl-branded concert at the Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco…A new Dr. Seuss book is on the way! The legendary children’s book author’s complete manuscript for ‘Sing the 50 United States…A man in Florida was charged after smashing nearly $500 worth of pumpkins…You can do activities like smashing pumpkins while you listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!