Do your guinea pigs sing like canaries? A man has 80 of them and when he rustles a bag, he claims they sing like birds…Another man was caught in the bushes having private time with a decorative turtle…A mom gets smacked in the face with spaghetti by her son who she wants to move out…A man got beat by his wife with a 5 layer Taco Bell burrito…That was a mouthful to start a Tuesday…The trumpets are finally gone from the Olympics and have been replaced with music you would hear at PacSun or Zumiez…RUN FOR YOUR LIVES…Jim Cantore is in your town Charleston…When Cantore is in town things go bad quickly…The storm is a coming…Jeff Bezos…Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg lost a combined $134 billion yesterday in the stock market nosedive…Can you name a vicious board game? The royal kids were not allowed to play Monopoly as kids because it started fights and was too vicious…We made a list…Operation…Life…Risk…Twister…Sorry…Chutes and Ladders…Femke Bol you are a gold medal winning Olympian…But why do you sound like a muppet on helium? An Olympian is going viral for what people are saying is sounding like Mickey Mouse…Would you give up your chance to have kids if your pet could live the rest of its life with you and stay healthy? A woman is catching heat online for saying just that…If someone invites you to their birthday dinner should you not upstage them and order something more expensive or extravagant…A woman made some noise online by saying that her friend ordered a sizzling fajita and it showed her up…That brought us to Listener Court where Jeff won hands down…Order what you want…In speaking of ordering where you want…If you decide to order food from Teriyaki Madness can you not steal from them…A kind thief left a note apologizing for stealing but was honest in saying he needs the money for drugs and he won’t be back…Can you be honest and listen to the Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show?