Why is Asheville so obsessed with the Consumer Value Store (CVS) and potted meats…Meats of which you can buy there…Well we learned as we started the show that Rizzo likes to stimulate seniors…As Opening Audio got going we learned about a 60 year old grandmother and half of baby boomers are now playing Call of Duty…Micheal Jackson’s bedazzled socks sold for much more than they thought…He was a size 9.5 shoe…There was a meth operation that was running out of a daycare…A deputy is in hot water after she posted a TikTok video claiming she will be giving out tickets to everyone because she didn’t get “cracked” the night before…RIP Fort Dingleberry…Playboy relaunching its ‘Playmate of the Month’ competition…Summer may still be in full swing, but the spirit of Halloween is already creeping in…Sean “Diddy” Combs will remain in jail until sentencing as judge denies renewed bail request…Which sitcom of the 90’s changed the world? Simpson’s vs Friends…We took it straight to Listener Court…FRIENDS resoundingly won…Have you had the warden burger? The burger includes ground turkey, beans, oatmeal, tomato paste, cabbage, carrots, potatoes and onions, along with flour and dry milk. It’s considered the “punishment burger”…It doesn’t sound bad…Lowered expectations!! A man is going viral for leaving a voicemail for a woman after she ghosted him on a date…Rizzo needs to give Jeff a once over to make sure it doesn’t have buboes as there seems to be a bubonic plague with all of the rat attack stories happening…Is Beyoncé Going to Release a Rock Album Next? A body in the Blackfoot River started a search and recovery operation before deputies discovered it was actually an adult companion doll…In Palermo, Maine, a man faced with a $20,000 fine found a way to show his dissatisfaction. He paid the town its money in coins…What is always free is The Rizzo & Jeff Show and we want you to check out the Tuesday edition right here!!!