Shout out to one eyed Garfield…A South Carolina couple was found dead in their house over the weekend after police said the home heater reached 1,000 degrees…A woman is caught “huffing” and nodding off before and during her court hearing…Bruce Antonio Haddock had his first appearance Monday morning after Asheville police arrested him Friday, July 31…Sir Rod Stewart appeals for help after getting trapped in Prada elevator…Rosie O’Donnell is returning to The View for the show’s 30th anniversary special…An entire theater evacuated during ‘Spider-Man’ screening due to moviegoer’s uncontrollable bout of ‘rotten’ flatulence…Should Rizzo let his cousin Peter move in? He is 46 years old and said he will stay 1-6 months…We took it to Listener Court…Jeff says NO WAY…Nine-banded armadillos are expanding their range into North Carolina, with confirmed sightings in over 40 of the state’s 100 counties, driven by milder winters and natural migration from neighboring states…A Kroger employee was arrested and charged with felony “peeping Tom” after allegedly crawling on the floor to look under a women’s restroom stall at a coworker…The first two deaths have been reported in a cyclosporiasis outbreak in Michigan, the state’s health department announced yesterday…Health officials on Long Island, New York, are reporting at least three probable cases of a rare bacterial illness called tularemia, also known as rabbit fever…The Super El Niño is getting even stronger, the latest climate models have revealed…An 86-year-old Westmoreland County great-grandmother won $1.5 million on a scratch-off ticket and already knows exactly how she’ll spend it…Let’s go watch a little Hallmark or some GAF and check out this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!