We were vigorously pleasured to kick off the show this morning after this past weekend’s events…As the show got going this morning, we talked about a woman from Nebraska that was visiting Key West in Florida when she was arrested for “vigorously” pleasuring herself at 6:30am… Have you heard of Peter Paul’s? No? That is exactly what Jeff was trying to tell Rizzo…Peter Paul is the company that created Mounds as well has many other confectionery treats…An investigation has been launched into the death of Richard Simmons…He had a fall and went to bed and did not wake up…We have our eyes on his housekeeper Teresa…Don’t buy reusable diapers on Amazon for Prime Day…Somehow we wound up at the Kmart in Guam as we discussed the newest flavor of Spam that was introduced…The love for Spam here in Asheville is unmatched…We got a history lesson on it and had a woman call that was having a personal spam moment in her car as she talked about how she likes to prepare it…Could Ingrid Andress’s version of the national anthem at the MLB home run derby be one of the worst performances of all time? Worse than Roseanne? We went through some of the worst and she is surely up there…Not as bad as Carl Weathers …Poor Carl…Speaking of not that good…Let’s chat Weird Al…He is back and Rizzo thinks people care about him…He’s the equivalent of the pie in the face…But listeners called and remembered how he took over MTV for a day…Another guy joined in and remembered going to a Weird Al show here in Asheville and how many costume changes there were…He will never get those 2 1/2 hours back…2 women were charged with stealing $3500 worth of roast beef from an Arby’s…How they did it is quite the mystery…We have an idea where they could have hidden it…Don’t hide from us…Just enjoy this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!