We are getting ready to lust for Danny DeVito later on…But for now we have to get things going with Opening Audio…A story about a loose zebra in Tennessee could have been simple and easy, but of course the wacky sports guy had to ruin it…News people cannot have normal banter…A fight at a school graduation of over 27,000 people came to a halt after a man got completely nude…No one is fighting a nude man…A big rode the double dipper…A man is suing Disney because he was injured on the double dipper water slide…He was over the 300lb weight limit…Do you hate the bagpipe like us? An elderly woman attacked her neighbor for constantly playing the bagpipe in his backyard…We don’t blame her…A man was arrested after he entered a woman’s house and began biting and sucking on her toes while she was asleep…We gave the latest update on the Diddy trial…It involved having trackers on cars among other things…Whether it’s a Flowbird or a Manbird, there is a new app for parking Downtown…Did Rizzo abuse his local celebrity to get himself an assigned parking spot at his complex? We head to Listener Court with it…Rizzo lost…Danny DeVito is one hot potato…In an interview he revealed that he could not contain himself when he was the penguin in Batman around Michelle Pfiefer…He lusted over her…We ran down a list of female celebs he could have scored in his prime…Would you eat a hot dog from a restaurant at Walmart? Well, Wienerschnitzel is opening in Walmart’s around the country…Would you like a hot dog at Walmart? Don’t eat chili cheese dogs before you shop…A man and woman went on a high-speed chase on their first date…He had no insurance, and she had cannabis…it caused a car pile-up…Jonathan Joss, who does the voice of John Redcorn on “King of the Hill” was killed in a hate crime…A man who stole from a gas station escaped on roller blades…A new beauty hack is rubbing yourself with beef tallow instead of sunscreen…When you’re 103 you shouldn’t play ukulele, golfs, paints and bowls…Hopefully that woman does all of those things while listening to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!