No es mi papa…Let’s get the show going this morning…Families have reported devastating mix-ups at R.G. Ortiz Funeral Home, where they arrived for a loved one’s wake or viewing to find a stranger’s body or no body at all in the casket…A man threw a banana split at staff at Hazel Marie in Plainfield on Memorial Day, prompting the owner to start a foundation to combat bullying… A 64-year-old woman, Angela Watson, was arrested after walking into an Alabama police department and demanding that the officers test her drugs…A Homeless housing project at a former Ramada Inn expected to open in 1.5 years…A three-month, multi-jurisdictional enforcement surge called “Operation Spring Cleaning” netted big results for all the agencies involved…Sean “Diddy” Combs is facing a new D.A. probe, and potentially new criminal charges and it’s all tied to an L.A. sexual battery claim made against the mogul…A  Florida man was nabbed outside of a Taco Bell with his  pants down, and he had a live fish named ‘Baja Blast’…A 17-year-old girl was arrested after allegedly stabbing three horses during a barrel racing competition at an arena in Las Vegas…The internet is divided over facing the water or turning your back while showering…Eleanor Ross is the federal district court judge who was subject to a private reprimand for having sex with a police officer in chambers…A Super El Niño is on its way, and is almost certain to arrive this summer…The new limited-edition Ultimate Garlic Parm flavor has officially landed at grocery stores nationwide…A shirtless man turns the power off at a Taco Bell after an employee calls him a meth head…Meet Charles Johnson, 104-year-old archer competing in The Vegas Shoot for the fourth time…Pee-cycling turns urine from festivals & races into fertilizer with nitrogen, phosphorus, & potassium, working as well as synthetic options…Go check your honeydew sized prostate and check out this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!