You never know what to expect when listening to The Rizzo & Jeff Show…Yesterday was silly story time, today we teach lessons…A man was arrested after he decided to go into a Walmart and started pulling TV’s down from shelves and smashing merchandise…Lesson #2…When TV news folks go off script it is brutal…We played a story of a girl who got accepted to many colleges and the news people tried to talk about it…Rough…Fireball wants to give a lifetime supply of whiskey away anyone 90 years old and up…PEW PEW…A man was arrested after he used finger guns to rob a store, and then he was caught in his pink SUV with his daughter in the car…The Bachelor failed to live up to expectations last night…He needs to take a gander at The Golden Bachelor…That guy knows how to lay down the romance…A man is suing United Airlines because the pilot thought he was taking too long in the bathroom…He pulled him out with his pants down…A couple was trying to go viral when the woman stuck her hand in her boyfriend’s mouth…It got stuck…We are looking for you, bear man…A man is going viral locally for dressing up as a brown bear and scaring a nuisance black bear on his property…At what age is the cut off for eating chicken nuggets? Are they for adults? That brings us to Listener Court today…Rizzo ran away with this one…It seems Asheville eats like a child…Animals are loose again in Horry County, SC…This time we have some kangaroos on the loose…It is not the wealthy who lost their kangaroo…Just an everyday citizen…What are you doing Hinton? A teacher was arrested after students reported they heard a zipper sound and then their teacher began peeing in a soda can…Why didn’t you just go to the restroom Hinton? John Leguizamo hasn’t been in any movies because he is balding and having trouble in the bedroom…He went on The View and got into a dirty convo with Joy Behar…Career over…President Trump was not only unhappy with a painting done of him, but he isn’t very happy with his security team after they accidentally involved a reporter in confidential conversations…23andMe is filing for bankruptcy…We will never file for bankruptcy and leave you…So, check out the Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show here!!