A dusting of snow to kick off Tuesday…What is wrong with being drunk on a runway? A woman was drunk off of peppermint schnapps and driving on an airplane runway…A man is going viral for his new self-wake up alarm…Target self-checkouts now snitch on you…If you go over 10 items the register will set off an alarm…Carnival Cruise Lines has banned putting upside down pineapples on their doors…That’s because the upside down pineapple is the international sign for swingers…They want to keep it family friendly…What happened to Seymour Butts or Ben Dover? Two men snuck into a football game with hard hats and silly name tags and enjoyed the game…An update on the story of Hannah Kobayashi, who is the girl who went missing changing planes in Los Angeles…Her father was so distraught about her disappearance that he took his own life…Well she was spotted crossing the border to Mexico…Today is McRib day…The McRib sauce has already sold out…Ricki Lake is BACK!! She now has her own cannabis line…Ricki Lake & Bake! Oscar Mayer wants you to sing their bologna song and if you do you can win free bologna and groceries for a year…Is it weird to eat a burger with a fork and knife? That is Listener Court today…Jeff eats his with silverware…He enjoyed one at a place called Cock & Bull…George seems to think Jeff eats his burger while wearing pink panties…Anne thought Jeff should man up…Rizzo took Listener Court today…Rosie’s daughter got arrested again and Rosie has completely lost it…She is feeding squirrels while talking about aliens invading…Close your legs Rosie…Would you drink mayo? There is drinkable mayo now…Werewolf Syndrome is on the rise in babies in Europe…They are blaming it on over the counter hair growth medication…Some are already concerned about 2025 as the first three days are Wednesday, Thursday, & Friday…WTF…The brutal burger beatdown…A man returned his messed up order…When he went back through the drive-thru he said he was met with hostility and the workers came out and beat him up…An actual grandma got run over by a reindeer…Run on over and listen to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
The Rizzo & Jeff Show
