You don’t want your last words to be “I did it” if you are Diddy…But that’s what he said he wants his last words to be…That kicked off opening audio today…Imagine going to your favorite fast food spot and then they have nothing available you want to order…A man got super emotional placing his vote…We feel he was an RFK Jr. guy…Basheer would you mind if we checked your freezer…We listened to a guy who claims he channels aliens and morphs into one…Why does he talk like a leprechaun? What would cause your apartment complex to not let you flush toilet paper down…A woman is the only one that is being singled out and not allowed to flush her toilet paper…We did learn through all of this that you can use old Readers Digest magazines to clean up…The final K-mart in the continental United States has closed…T.G.I. Fridays is also ready to file for bankruptcy…Another person was injured in the viral sprinkle pool at The Museum of Ice Cream…Do you cry over 3200 calories of deep fried Alaskan pollock? A man wrote a beautiful soliloquy about Long John Silver’s closing, and we just want all of the LJS fans to come out of the fish closet and tell us how much you love it….A woman had an issue with a pay it forward situation because her tab was on $11 and the car behind her was $35…The barista actually told her that paying it forwards is annoying to them…Kevin Costner did not like being connected to Hoda Kotb when it came to his love life…He said she has a nice “spark” aka a nice personality…Ouch Hoda…Ever get trapped in a gym membership? A man had to cancel his credit card because he could not get out of one…He saw some things in the gym that he didn’t want to see…When you go to vote, let Ethel get you juiced when you fill in those bubbles…Rosie O’Donnell has five kids? Well, we just learned something today…If you would like to learn something, just try listening to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!