How is Cedric the Entertainer an entertainer? He doesn’t sing, he doesn’t dance and his comedy sucks…With that being said let’s get to Opening Audio…”There I Ruined it” created a hilarious song if Tupac did the pre-flight safety announcement for an airline…A pop-up museum called the “Museum of Personal Failure” just opened in Vancouver. Featured items include a dead plant, a divorced woman’s wedding dress, and a whole wall of rejected job applications…A Mercedes sedan crashed through glass doors into the Delta check-in counter, injuring 6 people treated at the scene…A woman interviewed at Charlotte Airport was an absolute gem…Ellen DeGeneres has been brutally mocked for appearing in a commercial for her skincare brand Kind Science…A man accused of shooting a woman in the shoulder on Jan. 26, 2026, faces attempted first-degree murder and a stalking charge…Starting 2/1 the Transportation Security Administration will enforce a new policy for people traveling without a REAL ID. Starting Sunday, passengers will have to pay a $45 fee in order to use an alternative identity verification system…The NFL unofficially kills Pro Bowl by naming Shedeur Sanders to the AFC roster as Drake Maye replacement…A woman from Tampa, Fla., says she had to cut off a close friend after witnessing her rude behavior at Ruth’s Chris steakhouse. She figures out she was sending meals back at multiple restaurants because she was “too broke” to afford them…Alex Honnold free soloed Taipei 101 in 91 minutes with permission, showcasing Taiwan’s beauty to a global audience…Although power outage numbers have vastly improved since Monday morning, hundreds of customers in Transylvania and Henderson counties are still in the dark Tuesday morning…Blind Side Actor Quinton Aaron is on life support after hospitalization…The 58-year-old husband and father has now leapt into Lake Michigan at Montrose Harbor every morning for the past 5 and 1/2 years…Sydney remains on high alert for bull sharks after recent attacks…A mother has been arrested after her 19-month-old child tumbled out of her SUV while she was driving in southern California…Prior to his rescue, officials said the man brought a full-sized harp, valued at $30,000, to the riverbank before “he disrobed and jumped in.”…Balloons, Baked Beans, and Blue Cheese- WHAT A TUESDAY!!