BTO ME!! BTO! Nothing like it! You’re right about that statement! Struttin around to start the day to BACHMAN TURNER OVERDRIVE! They were just some of the texts that came in to start the show off today…Now let’s get to Opening Audio…An Indianapolis bankruptcy attorney is suing Meta, the parent company of Facebook, because his Facebook pages keep getting suspended. And the trouble is all tied to the lawyer’s name: Mark Zuckerberg…A Mark…Sit on it and twist…A sassy seamstress didn’t want an ugly baby for him and his partner…A man that smells like a rodent was bitten twice in one day by a rattlesnake…A senior man was arrested for assault after he was accused of spraying a couple in the face with bug spray outside a Publix…A Japanese beverage maker is tapping the Australian market with a locally produced ready-to-drink tipple originating in Japan….Bruce Willis Reportedly ‘Going Downhill Fast’ As He No Longer Knows ‘Some Faces’…Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce plan to tie the knot in Rhode Island…Andy Richter will be joining Dancing With The Stars…All of the other contestants should quit right now…Prize winners who landed $5k every week for life are left in a ‘nightmare’ situation as funds disappear amid bankruptcy filing…A child briefly went missing from a Sydney daycare after a grandfather mistakenly took home the wrong child…A man who said he caught two women trying to steal his family’s belongings on New Smyrna Beach filmed the whole thing on his cellphone camera…Powerball jackpot jumps to $1.7B after another night without a big winner…You know Denzel Washington? No, you don’t. Because you’ve been saying his name wrong all these years. It’s not “den-ZEL”…It’s “DEN-zuhl”…A new study found people who take their phone to the bathroom are 46% more likely to have hemorrhoids…When you are done mailing off your Cologuard you can listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show.