Helene sounds like a woman you’d want in a bar fight with you…We kick off the show with Hurricane Helene bearing down on us…Let’s stay safe…Speaking of concern, we listened to Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid try to explain away that it’s not because of Taylor Swift that Travis Kelce is playing bad…He was breathing heavily…Jay-Z who has partied at Diddy’s House and Neverland Ranch watches Judge Judy…We laughed at a woman who is married to 18 pool inflatables…Who is laughing now…The hurricane is coming and she is set to go…Donald Trump once had Kid Rock and Sarah Palin in The White House and they got a tour of what is known as the “Lewinsky Room” …Can you see Russia from your house now? Diddy is not eating in jail in fear of being poisoned…A woman tried smuggling 748 lbs. of bologna into the US and was caught…If you go missing in Mexico, you become bologna…We went through some of Jim Cantore’s greatest Weather Channel moments…What an ego this guy has developed…He seems quite concerned about his skin after his on location weather reports…Richard Simmons housekeeper Teresa is trying hard to get reinstated as a co-trustee of his will…Do you tuck or do you not tuck? The age old debate as you Asheville gets ready to be in bed today…Rizzo is worried about getting a taste of the Teet…He has to make his way to Harris Teeter tomorrow for his medicine or its bad news…We will keep you updated…Speaking of Rizzo…Guess who doesn’t own a pair of galoshes…That’s right…We have a no galosher…Maybe he should go buy the willies…If you are going to hijack a vehicle, try not to make it a bus…Make it an androgynous white Honda Civic…On a rainy razzle dazzle we were wondering if anyone understood the inner workings of a mariachi band? A man did not know how to perform the Ricola song and was kicked out of one…If you want to understand the inner workings of Rizzo & Jeff, you can start by listening to the Thursday Hurricane Helene edition of the show….STAY HOME AND STAY SAFE!!!