Before we delve into Michael Jackson’s sex life on the show, we need to get ourselves going with Opening Audio…A guy thought it was funny to record people after coming out of anesthesia…It sucked…If life offers you a ramp you take it…We talked about Jeff’s old lady tendencies at a restaurant and how he knows his order before he goes in…That got into a ramp battle…If you are at a restaurant and there is a ramp…Don’t you take it? Is anyone actually a Survivor fan? A guy made a Survivor themed bar and we had people call…Got to tell you…Not many fans…This turned into reality TV chat…Asheville police said they are investigating after a man fired multiple shots at a Patton Avenue motel in the middle of the afternoon on Wednesday, Sept. 24…ABC says ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ racked up 6.3 million viewers on broadcast in his late-night return…Ray J makes a shocking claim he’s helping feds build a case against Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner…‘Golden Bachelor’ star Mel Owens is confronted by contestants and slapped with a puppet about his cutting women ‘over 60’…Let’s play a game of DID THEY? OR DIDN’T THEY? Did Micheal Jackson and Lisa Marie get it on? We had our NFL picks for the week…When you see a ramp you always walk up it…We had a ramp over stairs convo…William Shatner who played the iconic role of Captain Kirk on “Star Trek” was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after suffering a medical emergency…William Shatner who played the iconic role of Captain Kirk on “Star Trek” — was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after suffering a medical emergency…Sean “Diddy” Combs is getting another bite at the apple his attorneys will be in court today arguing to overturn his conviction on 2 federal counts of the Mann Act…Let’s not let Diddy violate our dear John Popper…Watch someone driving around Fairview with puppets…Keep your eyes out and ears open while you listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!