Ever met a “rev your engine kind of guy?” Well Rizzo is your guy…So let’s rev it up…Opening Audio time…The finalists for the best restroom in America are now out…We noticed that the Downtown Portland Loo is not on the list…Two daughters were so mad that their father took their phone that they took a pick axe to the back of his Ford F150 and carved Hello Kitty! into the truck…A woman is going viral for her requirements for a man…Time for senior double dippy…An 82 year old man who is a parking enforcement officer unearthed a car theft ring…If you give us a ticket we will make you eat it…Now SCRAM! Another senior who is 72 years old got slapped in the face over a seat in a mall food court…We know the news folks had a bet to see how many times he’d smack himself in the face when re-enacting it…The Mexican Governor Brings Marilyn Manson to State Fair in the Name of “Cultural Justice”…Buncombe Co. Helene debris removal nears completion with 2.46 million cubic yards removed…From now until mid-November, towns in the Smoky Mountains are hosting a scavenger hunt. You can find Carl, a hidden-life-size Sasquatch mannequin…Was Rizzo in distress? Rizzo went to Cheddars to record a video and was talking to the fish in the pond…A man was concerned for his well-being…A sheep escapes slaughter, runs loose through Chicago streets…Residents in Van Nuys say they’re fed up with one of their neighbors who’s been blaring fog horns and alarms sporadically for months now. Police say they can’t issue a citation until they hear the horns for themselves…Well meet 99 year old Edgar “The Ice Man”…A man who has spent more than a decade repeatedly standing in the middle of a busy road until he is arrested and then remaining silent has done it again…A man was upset that they wouldn’t let his dog eat steak off of the table at Longhorn so he beat the waiter over the head with a plate when they threw him out…North Carolina students can no longer have their phones in class. However, this does not mean they can’t bring them to school…A woman who was sitting behind home plate at the Padres vs. Giants game went viral overnight after her screams were picked up by the broadcasters’ microphones…Gen Z TikTok’ers Say “Checking Out” of a Hotel Is an “Old Person Thing”…1190 Patton Ave. we need a welfare check for The Rizzo & Jeff Show…Check out the Thursday edition of the show here!!