Did you ever have a Great Value fiber brownie? Maybe you should go on a snap benefit bonanza…From what we learned to kick off the show…These will keep 7yr olds from getting osteoporosis…Some new 21-year-olds could not understand the concept of paying for taking things from the mini bar at a hotel in Vegas…Want me to Door dash you four 40lb dogs of food? Then you better get ready for the old on fire poop in a bag trick…We learned there are snail racing Olympics…Thanks Marv Albert…More gold medals for the women yesterday in the Olympics…Tiffany Haddish pretended to be Halle Berry’s housekeeper and sold what people thought were Halle’s panties on Craigslist…A man spray painted potholes in Cincinnati so that drivers wouldn’t damage their cars…Then we got back to the previous story and tried to determine whose undies from Cincinnati we’d purchase…Pete Rose…Xena Warrior Princess…Or the golden goose pair…Roy Rogers…When was the last time you did a nude spinarooni for your bank? A woman was scammed into thinking she was having issues with her bank and then they told her she needed her to do a full nude body scan…Which she did for them…BTW the scammers laughed…If you get stabbed…beaten or defrauded…just assume it was a former Power Ranger actor…A Power Ranger was recently for attacking an elderly man…We then went down the list of Power Rangers who have been arrested…It’s a bunch…Do you have a “pilly willy?” Do you even know what that is? Rizzo sleeps with a rolled-up pair of Levis under his neck…That is correct…The US Army is suing The Rock…A 17-year-old boy recorded himself derailing a train and Rizzo had another BS Razzle Dazzle segment…This one about the breakup of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck…Break up your day and listen to the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!