Our boys are breathing this morning…It’s time to get things going as we get closer to the weekend with Opening Audio…This is quite protein packed…Let’s talk buff first…A man was arrested naked in a park…Then Melvin called about an update with his kidney stones…Two guys were arrested with $1500 worth of beef and snacks on the side in their car…A guy can do a spot on chicken impression…Check condoms off your shopping list…Luigi Mangione The Musical is here and will premiere in NYC…We have some clips…Multiple teenagers have been terrorizing people in San Francisco…The youngest 11 year old…The victim had their voice disguised on the news…Watch for those Sevies…Pro Football Hall of Famer Shannon Sharpe out at ESPN just weeks after settling sexual assault and battery lawsuit…Asheville leaders propose alcohol-friendly district to boost local business traffic…Brooke Hogan has requested to be removed from her father’s will because she does not want to deal with the legal drama that is involved with it…We dove into Happy Gilmore 2…Jeff says he did not laugh one time and that it sucked…We did a quasi-Listener Court…Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry spotted dining together in Montreal…What happened to a good old-fashioned doorbell? We conclude that the people that have a doorbell also have a landline…A kid and his father are going viral for playing ding dong ditch…Man accidentally shoots self in rear in a Waynesville Walmart parking lot…Vince McMahon cited for reckless driving in Connecticut crash…The NFL preseason kicks off tonight. The Detroit Lions and the Los Angeles Chargers will face off in the Hall of Fame Game…We ask you politely to not be a no-no boy and check out this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!