Can we have fat Al Roker back? He lost his fastball when he lost the weight…That was the convo before 6am…Jerry O’Connell sucks…How did he pull Rebecca Romijn Stamos…He made some comments on his Saturday Silly podcast about her being on Epstein’s plane…A woman is going viral for taking a video in dirty water like she was a mermaid…She was informed by folks on social media that she was swimming in raw sewage…A man who loaded 500lbs of moose meat into his airplane crashed because the plane was overweight…He was quite the moose pig…Detectives dismantle storage unit theft ring in Woodfin and Fletcher, recover stolen goods…An update on Ozzy…Paramedics tried to revive him for 2 hours and were unsuccessful…Polly The Cow has been found…We will get more into it later…Do you think it is ok for a 77-year-old man to be a police officer? Well, that happened…How safe would you feel? A school district in Tennessee is saying that doctor’s notes will no longer be allowed…You will have an allotted amount of sick days, and if you go over it will be reported for truancy…Rizzo has been a victim of a drive-by dumping by a neighbor’s dog…It has been going on every night…The Price Is Right only selects contestants with perfect teeth…It is time to try out for Jaleel White’s new game show Flipside…The Buncombe County Sheriff’s Office have arrested a man carrying a live grenade in his vehicle during a Candler breaking and entering attempt…A Seattle woman is suing the U.S. Navy Blue Angels, alleging that their fighter jet performances caused the death of her elderly cat…Ozzy Osbourne gave his family permission to play Justin Bieber at his funeral…A man that is 6’2 and over 400lbs broke into a man’s house and he was naked…A man was charged with impersonating a police officer…He spelled police wrong on his car…You spell it “Rizzo & Jeff Show” and you can check out the Thursday edition of the show here!!