Who the hell is Rolf Benirschke? We found out he is the guy that took over for Sajak in the one-year Sajak left to do an evening talk show…We then paid homage to a food that not one human hates, CORNBREADDDDD…We played a viral song from a man that expresses his love for the delectable treat…That sure was a double dose of tasty…Is it paddling time? Maybe time to sit in the corner with your dunce cap on? We talked about a woman who enjoys being disciplined like a child in her marriage…Johnny checked in with his best Wolf Blitzer impersonation to give a JNN exclusive to talk about a fake waterfall in China…He was quite upset…Are you ashamed that you were abducted by aliens? We talked to a woman named Sev Tok who has experienced this more than 12 times and got red X’s on her tush from what she calls “Grey’s” …The calls flew in…Someone actually called and said their ex husband had their tush stamped!! This biggest news in the last 5 years in Hollywood happened today…According to “multiple” sources…Danny DeVito wants to get back with Rhea Perlman…We chronicled their love story and decided before Rhea goes back to that adulterer Danny, that she should sew her wild oats with either Pete Davidson or Shaq…Can we stop crapping on airplanes? Yet another story of a first-class passenger deciding to not use the bathroom but use his seat to go #2 …Get your parents dressed up to join you on your job interview and check out the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!