Have you checked your Sargento cheese? You could get Listeria…Make sure you don’t eat any before your colonoscopy! If you do you can ease your pain with some Soundgarden…Maybe KC & The Sunshine Band…When attempting to board a plane it is smart to keep your change in your pocket…If you’re starting a workout business make sure you have your eyes on Chuck Norris because he will bankrupt you…If you do have an issue with Chuck just call on Elton John…Again with high school kids licking toes? Well, no worries…It’s all Joe Bidens fault…That and more on the Rizzo & Jeff Show!