If you eat your oats you can be Gus Witherspoon…Let’s get to Opening Audio…Ever wonder how they came up with the Nokia phone ringtone? We have the answer…You can’t call it “The Big Dance” without something to dance to. Here are all 64 mascots in this year’s NCAA Men’s Basketball tournament in less than 45 seconds…A Texas woman, Julie Juarez, was arrested and federally charged after authorities discovered nearly 500 pounds of methamphetamine and 40 pounds of heroin during a traffic stop…A bachelor party in Miami Beach turned violent over the weekend after police say a fight over women led to two friends stabbing one another…The U.S. Postal Service is warning that it may be unable to pay its workers and vendors by February 2027…Michael Adarius Cornett, 37, was arrested after firing a gun into an occupied vehicle last Saturday. No one was injured during the incident…Tom Brady, 48, is returning to the field for the inaugural Fanatics Flag Football Classic in Los Angeles on March 21, 2026, broadcast on Fox…An overturned semi spilled syrup across all lanes of the 10 freeway in Fontana, causing a major 5-mile backup…Burger King’s president admitted issues in an honest Oscars ad, fired their creepy King mascot, and promised updated restaurants and a better Whopper…Lucky called with another criminal story…An ambulance transporting a patient crashed on U.S. 70 Wednesday morning, sending three people to the hospital…Frontier Airlines passengers have accused the US carrier of ‘scamming’ their customers after long check-in lines caused them to miss their flights leading to $99…Four men, all in their 90s, competed in a tennis match at Heritage Palms, proving it’s never too late to play…Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare has sued a patient who refuses to leave a hospital room, even though doctors discharged her…Cam Schlittler needed Yankees’ security to help remove a spider from his locker…A Thai zoo said police have arrested a man after he entered the enclosure of Moo Deng, the viral pygmy hippo…Leave the hippos alone and check out this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!