We learned before 6am that we have an audience of larcenists here in Asheville…Let’s get to Opening Audio…”USA Today” did a story on “ghostlighting.” If you’ve never heard of it, it’s a combination of “ghosting” and “gaslighting.” It’s when you ghost someone and disappear, get called out for it, and act like it didn’t happen…An Irish politician has gone viral all around the Caribbean because his Cork accent sounds Jamaican… A nun in New York City shielded a toddler with her body from a falling tree during the big storm that happened this week. She was watching the kid while he played outside near a convent on West 51st Street…Amanda Seyfried revealed that she wore “a prosthetic butthole” while filming a nude scene for the recent movie ‘The Testament of Ann Lee…Also, Maude had a rug…Beginning March 1, Wisconsin sausage royalty Johnsonville is officially rolling out a Dr. Pepper–inspired sausage nationwide…Controversial dating service Ashley Madison sheds ‘adulterous past’ with major rebrand to ‘discreet dating’…Nancy Guthrie’s Arizona home is set to be turned back over to her family…Asheville’s River Arts District has landed the number one spot on USA Today’s list of best arts districts in America for a creative escape…President Trump catered McDonald’s for Team USA at the White House today, bringing in STACKS of double cheeseburgers…94-year-old Helen Cvik was declared legally dead in December 2025 by Social Security. The problem is, Miss Helen is still alive…Bill Gates admitted to Gates Foundation staff members that he had two affairs and said it was a “huge mistake” to have spent time with late financier and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein…Should Melissa Etheridge be in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame? We debated…Lucky called with another shoplifting story…Asheville City Council plans to decide next month whether to hold a 2.4-acre parcel of land just south of City Hall for the construction of a mixed-use development that would include a new 2,500-seat performing arts center…Skywatchers across the United States will have the opportunity to see the only total lunar eclipse of 2026 in the early morning hours of Tuesday, March 3…Efforts are continuing to revive a proposed Costco development in the Enka-Candler area…A man set multiple fires that burned down his home and three neighbors’ homes in the Poconos, telling police he was trying to kill spiders…Remember the name Bo Hess…And remember the names Rizzo & Jeff…You can check out the Thursday edition of the show here!!