Are you sitting in your tub listening to Enya sir? That takes us to Opening Audio…A man who was obviously naked told us about how Keith Richards cannot tour so there won’t be one…A kid broke a world record for making a sandwich the fastest…A simple social media post from a daughter living thousands of miles away has transformed her father’s struggling food truck business…The Christmas Poop Log is a Spanish tradition where families decorate and beat a log to make it poop Christmas treats… After rising allegations of dual residence swirling around Asheville Vice Mayor Antanette Mosley, North Carolina State Board of Elections spokesperson Jason Tyson, confirmed…Disgraced Michigan football coach Sherrone Moore was dumped by the staffer he was having an affair with and proceeded to bombard the woman with text messages two days before he allegedly threatened her with a knife…Former President Bill Clinton shocked his own aides ahead of Moroccan King Mohammed VI’s 2002 wedding by asking if he could bring two unrelated plus-ones the now-notorious Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell… Comedian Lunell was hospitalized after being bitten by no-see-ums, tiny insects with razor-like mouthparts…Lucky called with another prison… An estimated 100,400 gallons of untreated wastewater spilled in the City of Hendersonville on Tuesday, Dec. 16, evening and continued into the early morning on Wednesday, Dec. 17…Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is marking his second Christmas behind bars, and the menu is a far cry from his days of champagne towers and celebrations with A-list stars…Billboard said Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You” has been replaced on the Global 200 chart by an ’80s classic. “Last Christmas” by Wham! reached the No. 1 spot on the chart…A raccoon recently fell through a ceiling at the Grand Geneva Resort’s Ristorante Brissago in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin…Let’s get ready to UNLOAD tomorrow…But first let’s check out this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!