Pull out your #2 Ticonderoga pencil and pencil in the chin as we kick off this Thursday edition of the show…We will get to Leno later…In Opening Audio we once again talk about the seniors…A woman is 95 years old and plays pickleball and tackle football…Happy Exploding Whale Day…A look back at the day they blew up a whale in Oregon and the blubber went everywhere…Henry Winkler let Drew Barrymore choke…He was on her show and she started choking and he just took over the show instead…The North Koreans that were sent to Russia to help against the war in Ukraine have found internet porn and they cannot focus…The fear is that they will lose the war because of it…Have you had the Shaq-A-Roni lately? Shaq broke into a melody while live on TNT…Steve from Blue’s Clues checked in to see how everyone is doing after the election…”Did Joe Biden Drop Out” was the #1 trend on election day…It is National Men Make Dinner Day…A slice of cake from Queen Elizabeth’s wedding cake sold at auction…It was a fruit cake and it was found underneath a bed…The chin check in…Jay Leno was hitting the talk show circuit…The one thing that came from it was the fact that everyone that worked for him got it on with each other, and amongst all the workers they have 64 kids…The Japanese population has been in decline for 15 years, and now they are saying that there are many seniors in high school that have not even had their first kiss…We need to get the Japanese kissing…It took 91 calls to figure out the most downloaded Christmas song in North Carolina…The calls flew in for over an hour and finally Cody got it right …Ay, Jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw…It’s Dominick the Donkey…There are many European cities you can move to that will pay you if you’re upset about the election…You can get hemorrhoids if you sit too long on the toilet on social media…So, if you do plan to sit there for a while, make the hemorrhoids worth it and listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!