Give us a B to the T to the O…We then get a call from listener Melvin with probably the worst joke and the worst start to the show in a long time…Let’s recoup and get to Opening Audio…A Detroit police officer left a judge speechless when he showed up for a Zoom hearing wearing his uniform top and badge but no pants…A man in Istanbul has agreed to pay 10000 liras ($240 USD) every three months to help support his and his ex-wife’s two cats…Ever been to the Whistly Top? or is it Whistly Stop? Kevin Holding died after conducting work in London when a urinal fell onto him ‘without warning’, killing him almost instantly…A trip to a Spirit Halloween store in Plano, Texas, turned into a wild scene after a pet monkey escaped its owner…A growing black market for baby spider monkeys is fueled by social media popularity. Experts warn that the trade is driving the species closer to extinction…Canadian journalist Farah Nasser is warning parents after a conversation between her kids and the Grok AI chatbot took an unexpected turn…Road reopens after a rockslide on Blue Ridge Parkway slams into a vehicle…Asheville is set to welcome the upcoming holiday season with the opening of a new ice skating rink at Asheville Yards… Passengers on what should have been a routine United Airlines flight from Des Moines, Iowa to Chicago got a lot more than they bargained for Monday, according to reports…An Arizona Superior Court judge was allegedly caught on body camera footage urinating near the courthouse where she works…An LA news team and a Toronto news team had a brutal on-air interaction when it came to betting on The World Series…We had our NFL picks for Week 9…A man was caught on camera torching a family’s Halloween display in the middle of the night, with flames spreading dangerously close to a West Seattle home…He kicked this coffin down and dragged the Bob Ross skeleton into it, setting Bob Ross on fire…A cruise ship passenger was found dead on Lizard Island after being left behind during a hike…Luigi Mangione is keeping himself going behind bars thanks to some surprising ladies Taylor Swift and Charli XCX…Five more suspects have been arrested in connection to the Oct. 19 jewel heist at the Louvre museum in Paris…Dictionary.com’s 2025 Word of The Year Is…67…The words for today are Rizzo & Jeff, and you can check out the Thursday edition of the show here!!