A day away from Snowmageddon…We are expecting 2-4 inches here possibly…We kick things off with Opening Audio…An 80 year old woman lost her life when her motorized scooter caught on fire outside of a senior care community…We listened to the top 911 calls of 2024…They ranged from washing machines not working to cats being mean to people calling because someone messed with their ice cream…We listened to a coach who couldn’t realize that if he thinks the reason he is losing is his staff and the students, then maybe it could just be him. Jobs for male strippers have not been going well…It seems they are low in demand…Rizzo thinks he could do it, but Jeff informed him he has crossed over from hot & sexy to performing Bobby Darin…Locally Rabbit Rabbit has been rebranded to Asheville Yards Amphitheater…Would you like to ride around for a year in the NUTmobile? Planters is looking for applicants…Have your peanut puns ready…WHERE IS MR. PICKLES? The search is on for the 9ft tall clown that was taken from The River Arts District…We have put it out there so that we can make a quiet exchange with whomever took it…The wildfires in California are a scary thing to look at…A new fire in the Hollywood Hills is not threatening the Hollywood sign…No worries…Steve Guttenberg and James Woods are on the case…Are there actually tambourine players out there? A man who claims to have an emotional support animal that is a cow paraded it around Walmart….At what point do we say we can’t have a cow in a store? Could Bill Belichick be on his way out of UNC…Well if Tom Brady has anything to say about it he could be heading to Vegas…A list of celebrities’ houses that have burnt down in the wildfires is starting to come out, and the list is very long…David Muir of ABC was caught with clothespins on his jacket while doing wildfire coverage to make him look thinner…A man went into a high-end hotel and ordered food and sent it to a room he wasn’t staying in and used the gym…This might be high end, but you can use The Rizzo & Jeff Show anytime!!
The Rizzo & Jeff Show
