There will be some animalia chat in Opening Audio today so let’s get to it…Rizzo was worried that the show was getting off to a slow start and then we talked to a man who went into a Target riding a horse…Listener James called and talked horse pee…Mike from Target wasn’t happy…A cheesesteak place in New Jersey had their fossilized walrus wiener stolen…A woman found swimming nude in a neighbor’s pond was ‘trying to be a mermaid’…She was arrested and charged with multiple offenses…Several people who attended Wednesday’s Asheville Planning and Zoning Commission meeting hoping to learn more about a proposed Costco development in the Enka/Candler area left shortly after the meeting began, once commissioners announced the item would be delayed until next month…The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services has asked Mission Hospital for the names of 26 people who may have been exposed to measles…Nick Reiner’s mental breakdown in the weeks leading up to the murders of his parents, Rob and Michele Reiner, is directly tied to a head-scratching decision by doctors…Rizzo has a situation where his neighbor keeps calling him Rocco…It’s been 2 years now…What does he do? First week of the NFL playoffs and we do our NFL picks…The woman reportedly confessed to the stabbing, telling police she was angry with her uncle for locking her out of the house and telling her she needed to start cooking…Explore Asheville President and Vic Isley said hotels are recovering faster than vacation rentals but are still down about 20% compared to prices pre-Helene…Former NFL player sues ex-wife for commenting on his huge dong…Speaking of…Let’s find the stolen walrus one…Take some time today and check out the Thursday edition of The Rizzo (Rocco) & Jeff Show!!