Can we please stop the licking? Asheville wanted to continue yesterday’s conversation about what body part is licked the least…We must move on to Opening Audio…A prerequisite for driving a bus is that you don’t drive it drunk…A bus driver did just that and kept missing the stops…Where he was going, no one knows…Look but don’t touch…A man fumbled through a best man speech about strippers…Butt paste…Women are now using diaper cream and then wrapping their faces in diapers to clear their skin…We want to introduce you to the future cold cut killer…A DoorDash driver took a Jersey Mike’s order into the restroom and got told on…He then went home and beat his roommate with bologna and a summer sausage…Rapper Cardi B got a butt crack piercing…We think we should decorate our back doors a little bit more…Wildfires are happening in the Asheville area…At the moment they are 15% contained, but the positive is that rain is on the way tomorrow…A horrific plane crash happened near Washington D.C. as an American Airlines passenger plane collided with a military black hawk helicopter…The Walmart in East Asheville is finally going to reopen after Helene…Is cyber-farting a crime? A woman was arrested and prosecuted for sending 7 videos of her farting to her new man’s ex, because they are in a contentious custody battle…Everyone knows a meeting guy…Could his name be Meeting Mike? Martha Stewart is the new spokesperson for MAC cosmetics…She is sucking strawberries and being hot and heavy…Monica Lewinsky is coming out with her own podcast…Lets all be honest…What do we really want to know about when it comes to her…Size, the cigar, the dress, as well as the what, when, where and how…Should we rename the Vince Lombardi trophy to the Tom Brady trophy? Bill Belichick thinks so…We think you should listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!