Well it’s quite the rootin tootin Monday…Let’s wake it up and get things going with Opening Audio…Let’s chat horny nerds…What is one trillion to the tenth…A nerd used AI to make it go Ohhhhhhhh for 30 seconds…NYC matchmaker Walker Ward pedals his pedicab to help singles find love on the streets of the city…Police said they shot a naked man wielding a knife after he broke into a popular Beacon Hill restaurant on Wednesday…A man in Kentucky was arrested after allegedly breaking into his brother’s home and stabbing his brother’s testicles with scissors…Viral TikTok videos show someone urinating all over Chico State campus, including a convenience store and dorm stairway…A Rhode Island sheriff is accused of recording a woman in a Starbucks restroom…Skylar Thompson, the Pittsburgh Steelers backup quarterback was attacked in Ireland before their game against the Minnesota Vikings…Tropical Storm Imelda is forecast to strengthen into a hurricane as it moves off the Southeast coast this week…Bad Bunny will serve as the halftime show performer during Super Bowl LX…Colonel Sanders’ great-great-great-nephew leaking the 11 secret herbs and spices was not on our bingo card for 2025…Ryder Cup descends into chaos with fiery moments between teams’ stars and caddies … Tensions were already on a razor’s edge on Saturday…Dearborn man Adam Jamemedi is accused of stalking a police officer after being pulled over for loud exhaust…A stowaway was found dead in the landing gear of an American Airlines aircraft that had recently arrived from Europe, Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police said…McDonald’s is bringing back their Monopoly game after a decade on the shelf…The trend of adults taking sport memorabilia from kids at a sporting event continues. Nina Miller is facing backlash online for taking a headband that Patrick Mahomes handed to a boy out of his hand…A woman sneezed and broke her neck…Please do not injure yourself while you listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!