$51 for some Taco Bell thickies? A couple ordered Taco Bell and could not believe that the bill was so high…We feel the woman left out some of the order and her husband orders extra thickies to make the bill so high…Keep your eyes out for Bill…A guy has a secret admirer that admires his courage for driving an effeminate car and wants to smell him up close…We believe it’s the neighbor Bill who has a piece of his blinds cut out so he can peep on him…More gold medals come to the USA in the Olympics…There is one Olympian that got stuck in a port-a-potty which is one of Jeff’s biggest fears, and she wound up turning it into an endorsement with Charmin…Ladies and gentleman meet Slippery Pete aka The Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff who admitted to having an affair in his first marriage with his child’s school teacher….If a roofing company shows up at your house and replaces your roof even though your house is the wrong house do you let them finish? Do you pay? Does the company pay? The calls flew in this morning after this happened to a couple…Ever run into a hair licker? That is what happened to a few people in a mall as they were shopping…A guy came up and licked and sucked their hair…He posted bail and he is not allowed back at the mall…BTW the mall isn’t the only place people with hair hang out at…Why is RFK Jr. picking up dead bears off the road and throwing him in his trunk and then dropping the bear in Central Park in NYC? Pumpkin Spice already? Why so soon…Also a suggestion…If you are thinking about starting a business, we would avoid starting one that strictly makes cornucopias…There was lots of cornucopia distress on the show this morning…Debby has made landfall and is looking pretty scary…Hey Crouser…Think we forgot about you? Here is one for the big boys…Toss that shotput and while you’re at it just toss on the Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!