Rizzo wants to become a bedpan guy…A woman flags down a police officer demanding a refund, admitting she gave someone a $20 bill for rock cocaine, but was handed a chunk of plaster instead… Some people with landline phones are starting to get warned that the old system is ending. Digital will replace the copper wire lines…A 69-year-old Melbourne grandmother, Debra Buchanan, was left permanently disfigured after a catastrophic hospital error…Taylor Farms is recalling food items containing jalapenos over possible salmonella contamination. It comes after the California-based company pulled lettuce linked to the ongoing cyclospora outbreak…In Asheville police forensics team was in Carrier Park Friday, Aug. 7, collecting evidence after a Flock camera there was vandalized…The Preservation Society of Asheville and Buncombe County is eyeing preserving signage at the Mountaineer Inn as the property is listed for sale…Former NFL star Stedman Bailey and a woman were arrested after they were accused of having sex in a bar at a bowling alley…Chef Bradley Alvelo is serving stone-fired pizza from a Smart Car trunk with Pizza Pod, a mobile business billed as NYC’s smallest pizzeria…Audiences got their first look at Alexander Skarsgård playing a man crafted from wicker, and it’s safe to say the internet instantly lost its mind…More than 50 decomposing bodies were discovered at a Chicago funeral home under state investigation…A St. Clair Shores couple has been charged with multiple felonies after throwing an explosive device with the words ‘bye bye’ written on it…An Alaska Airlines flight was suddenly grounded after unruly passengers allegedly threatened to take over the aircraft…The heavens put on a show this week as the Perseid meteor shower reaches its peak…Preparations are officially underway for Tunnel Road cleanup that’s working to bring together housed and unhoused residents together…The $49 Chester Cheeks Dancing Toy features a character with a “butt face” wearing headphones that giggles and moves when you press a button…The Maryland Department of Health has confirmed the second beaver collected from Cunningham Falls State Park had tested positive for the rabies…A man with a goat was detained by Metro Transit Police due to a “bolo” alert from another agency, not because of the goat. This one was for you Peggy…Check out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!