Well it’s a good day to be a bird this Monday…Let’s get to Opening Audio…Two semi-trucks collided and one of the trucks was carrying Cheetos…They were all over the road…A woman collected 14,000lbs of garbage and brought it on a property that doesn’t belong to her…It was a homeless encampment…A police officer got in trouble for pulling into Larry Flint’s Hustler Club to get the cop car washed…Social media ruined it for him…First on 5…Chaos at a Chuck E. Cheese as yet another brawl broke out…Parents who lost their military son got a horrifying package delivered to them from a funeral home…It was their son’s brain in a box…Hulk Hogan’s kids are battling over what he should be buried in…”Brooke leans toward a more formal ceremony, the kind of dignity you give a national figure,” the source alleged. “But Nick thinks his dad would want to go out in his ring gear, just like he came in.” Aaron Rodgers has a rather odd toilet rule during Steelers training camp…No flushing the toilet after 9:30pm…A Florida woman allegedly attempted to sneak two turtles through Miami International Airport by hiding them in her bra…A man named Crumbo was arrested after being accused of beating an alligator with a golf club in Florida…A home and vehicle in Florida were nearly destroyed by heavy equipment…A woman was bullied by some delivery drivers to give a 10 review…Three girls were parasailing when they looked down and saw sharks…They descended into the water while screaming…Did Jeff cause Mama June’s health scare? She was rushed to the hospital after a psychic told her she might have a heart attack…Ozzy Osbourne’s Black Sabbath bandmate reveals heartbreaking details of ‘frail’ rocker’s final performance…Company involved in the Coldplay KissCam drama hires Gwyneth Paltrow as spokesperson…We hope we don’t have to hire you to listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!