Ever milk a snake? We have determined if we go broke that will be what gets us out of the hole…We introduced you to the Prowlin’ Poppa this morning…He likes to hang at random apartment pools…One poor guy on a dating show caught that demeaning comment from a woman he was trying to woo…”You look like a Ninja Turtle” But no worries…He is a plumber and can pull 100k out of the bank…Ever fall ill on a plane? You might be safe if Dr. Oz is on your flight…He probably could have helped Keith Richards who had to be carried out on a hotel bed to the next tour stop for being so wasted back in the day…Does your dog talk? One scientist thinks your dog understands more than we think…Ever get stuck on a roller coaster or amusement ride…Rizzo & Jeff reminisce about their amusement park mishaps…Norman Lear…Dick Van Dyke …Jimmy Carter…All men 90 plus that we feel would be better men for the 24 yr. old cheerleader that is now dating Bill Belichick…We bet Bill wouldn’t be broke taking a trip to Disney World because most families go broke taking a trip there…Don’t try to fake being at work like a bunch of Wells Fargo employees did…They used an old pandemic trick and got caught…Speaking of getting caught…If you’re going to message hookers make sure to cover your tracks….One man is suing Apple because his messages to prostitutes did not completely leave his iCloud and they were found by his wife…Grab yourself a $9 Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich and enjoy this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!