You may already know the three R’s… what about the three G’s? Goofy, Gail King, and Grifting pens. Where to even begin! Rizzo asked one question that seemed to unite all of Asheville- can you STEAL the pen a server brings you to sign your bill? 62% of people have a different opinion. WAIT! They’re NOT free at the bank? F’real F’real. We got a report from one teacher that shared some QUALITY 8th grade insults and slang. Do you know anyone that looks like your grandma’s couch? One grandma landed herself in some hot water by groping Goofy at Disney. STILL not sure if he’s a dog or a cow. Her apology was hopefully better than Diddy’s. Do you believe the NFL consulted Taylor Swift about this year’s schedule? Do you keep your bread in the fridge? Do the Outer Banks natives have a sexy accent? Which minivan is sexy enough to replace a Cadillac? Rizzo and Jeff ponder all these life questions and more today on 105.9 The Mountain.