Jeff knew he smelled something…Rizzo has glizzys in his pocket…Let’s get to Opening Audio…Jim Welsh, a Canadian Ranger with the 1 Canadian Ranger Patrol Group, is currently on a 60-day, 4,500-km long-range patrol from Inuvik to Churchill…Here’s a guy’s Instagram post that’s gone viral. He’s an Irishman who’s excited about living on the moon…Rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine bragged Friday about getting captured Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro to sign his “jailhouse” SpongeBob SquarePants doll inside a Big Apple federal lockup…50-year Dodgers season ticket holder misses Opening Day after team refuses to print tickets for 2026 season…A man buys 2 tickets on Southwest per their ‘Customer Of Size’ Policy. Then the gate agents mess up, embarrassing him on the plane…Today, the Artemis II crew will fly around the far side of the Moon. Their journey will take them farther from Earth than any human has ever gone—breaking the record set by Apollo 13 in 1970… US federal agents have arrested the niece and grandniece of the late Iranian military commander Qassem Soleimani…The man whom Woods crashed into has hired a personal injury attorney to represent him…We got a chance to speak to Lou Gramm of Foreigner…Ann Crile Esselstyn at 90 years old held a dead hang for 2:52 for the world record of oldest female to hold a dead hang position…Born in 1931, Oxford’s George McCabe is the No. 1 ranked tennis player in the 90 and older group…A driver who stopped to help what appeared to be a crash victim along a highway was attacked and seriously injured…China bans ‘bone ash apartments’ where mourners are storing cremated remains instead of cemeteries…Savannah Guthrie returned to the “TODAY” anchor desk Monday, more than two months after her mother disappeared…Deputies shatter Tiger Woods’ back windshield after he requests to keep prized possession…A Florida woman rushed into the ocean to rescue a struggling swimmer, but as it turns out, that swimmer is a double murder suspect on the run…A Texas mom’s 2-year-old son accidentally ordered 31 cheeseburgers from McDonald’s using her unlocked phone…Two people were killed after a Papa John’s semi-truck crashed and overturned on an interstate…We see why Mike Teaney has been in the West Virginia news game for 41 years…Air fryers can cause bacon grease to pool and burn, creating white smoke and limp bacon. Try oven baking instead…We are off to take a shower at the Charlotte Airport…While we do that you can check out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!